Ganz wechtigi Rotschläg
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for afew minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
More questions? Just ask Dr. Murane!!
posted by Die Muräne @ 11:20 AM
13 Comments:
Wonderful tips Dr Murane! I have one too: cover your arms in nail polish. The protective coating will prevent mosquitos from biting you. It also acts as a handy sunscreen.
LOL soooooo funny! Loved all of em, especially
****Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
hahahaha!
Keshi.
Great tip Dr. Kaufmann. Thanks. But I will need someone who also paints my back with the nail polish. I need full body protection!
Keshi: I like the "get someone to hold the veggies while you chop"-thing! haha
To use the sink is a good idea. I just imagined the tickeling feeling of the cold porcelain....
You could solve world hunger and end wars. Seriously!
That would be great!! I'll try hard. Good to see you believe in me! Thanks Steph.
Doctor how do I...I mean someone get rid of penile warts ? It's not for me it's for a friend...ya a friend named...Ben , ya Ben . The poor fucker !
Get rid of them... heaven no!! They are back in fashion this summer. Tell ... Ben, he's a real trendsetter and should wear them with pride. Wait another few weeks and everyone will have them...
All drains lead to the sewer. The only reason I put the seat down is to keep Yukon from using the pot as his water bowl.
Lovely Die Murane. May i add: "Never take a laxative and a sleeping tablet on the same night"..
** I just imagined the tickeling feeling of the cold porcelain....
well u dun have to touch the porcelain...lol!
Keshi.
kid: sorry, I don't understand a word u say. but who cares...
kandykane: hey hows you? I don't like the early mornings either.
jane: I never take a sleeping tablet. I just read the muranenblog and it sleeps....
keshi: yeah, I dun have to, but I want to. hahaha. good fun on these hot days now lol
**yeah, I dun have to, but I want to
LOL :):)
Keshi.
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