DerMuränenBlog: Juni 2006

Donnerstag, Juni 29, 2006

Schmerz lass nach!

Ja so ein Rücken
kann erdrücken
verbringe die Ferien jetzt
im Stehen statt im Liegen.
But I will survive...

Montag, Juni 19, 2006

Do henders, ehr Schesse!

Chom breng en hei, chom breng en
Chom breng en hei, chom breng en
Chom breng en hei, zo meeeeeer!!!

Donnerstag, Juni 15, 2006

Ganz wechtigi Rotschläg

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for afew minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

More questions? Just ask Dr. Murane!!