Please come closer!
posted by Die Muräne @ 3:10 PM
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Dienstag, Mai 30, 2006
Montag, Mai 29, 2006
Samstag, Mai 27, 2006
Is it supposed to be easy?
Clouds pass and disperse.
Are those the faces of love,
those pale irretrevables?
Is it for such I agitate my heart?
(Sylvia Plath)
posted by Die Muräne @ 12:50 PM
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Montag, Mai 22, 2006
Another Day
The lost boys
Filthy Phil schraubt an seiner Freundin rum.
Sieht so aus, als würde ihm das eine Menge Spass machen ;-)
posted by Die Muräne @ 7:35 AM
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Donnerstag, Mai 18, 2006
Dienstag, Mai 16, 2006
Montag, Mai 15, 2006
Meischter, schwiiizer Meiiiischter!
Lalalalaaalalaa, FC Züri olé, FC Züri olé, F C Z ü r i olé olé olé!Ei Stadt - ein Verein
Euri Mueter - schlooft bi eus - a de Langstross! :-)
posted by Die Muräne @ 10:37 AM
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Donnerstag, Mai 11, 2006
Evil ghost
Can't help it, there must be an evil ghost in my camera...
posted by Die Muräne @ 8:35 AM
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Dienstag, Mai 09, 2006
List of rules
Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...
From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor... it wont happen.
It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, its only a game”,or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less.Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.
You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.
The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
I will not go,
I will not go, and
I will not go.
The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch??”, the reply will be: “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.
Thank you for your co-operation.
From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor... it wont happen.
It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, its only a game”,or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less.Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.
You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.
The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
I will not go,
I will not go, and
I will not go.
The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch??”, the reply will be: “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.
Thank you for your co-operation.
posted by Die Muräne @ 11:51 AM
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Sonntag, Mai 07, 2006
Blood
Did I already mention, that I'm a big fan of vampire movies? Not the old Nosferatu stuff, but action movies with vampires in modern life. Like "The lost boys", "from dusk till dawn" or "Underworld".When I was much younger, like in my teens, I used to watch a lot of really scarry stuff. Some say too much... lol. And I loved B-movies like "Bad taste" or "Braindead" from Pete Jackson in his early years (before he got this loads of money to do his work). Hard but funny.
These days I don't watch much of this stuff anymore. The world is hard enough! I prefer something funny or maybe some good action. Only this vampire movies have still the same strong attraction to me. Don't know why.
So on Saturday I went out to see the "Underground Evolution". I was pretty sceptical because I really liked the first part and these sequels are often rather disappointing. But it was cool! Wow! Pretty hard sometimes, but I think it's supposed to be hard... hahaha.
As in the first part, Kate Beckinsale was just great. Good job again. It sure will have it's place in my list of favorite vampire movies!
Later at night, I missed my bus and decided to walk home. Think about things and maybe take some shots on the streets with my new camera:
The further away from the busy city I walked, the doomier the streets got. Huuuuuuhhhhuuuu! I passed by many "freaks" and heard strange noises. And I thougth about the movie and about whats on here when the story would be true. I mean after the Matrix movie I heard people say: "yeah, it could be true like that...". So what about vampires and stuff? I'm sure, we can see only a small part of whats going on around us. There could be things around we better don't know. So what if...? And who could be the leader of the brave human kind, fighting for freedom and for life? - Me?.... hmmm, yeah, probably....
posted by Die Muräne @ 12:59 PM
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Mittwoch, Mai 03, 2006
A view to my room II
After the huge success of the post about my living room, after all this praise, all these mails and calls for a continuation.... I dare to present you something even more intimate:the bedroom (also called: "the hall of fame")
posted by Die Muräne @ 3:50 PM
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Dienstag, Mai 02, 2006
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